This week on The Mosen Explosion, shall we, or shan't we?

Give us chocolate fish at once, after all, how often do you see the word “shan’t” written down these days?

On Sunday at 2 Pm Eastern, 7 PM in the UK, that’s on a Monday morning at 8 AM in New Zealand, The Mosen Explosion is back to bring you a programme of unprecedented goodies.

We’re coming to you from Mosen Towers, the place with a new kitchen in progress that still has no working dishwasher, no sink, no waste disposal, and is generally completely an utterly bah. I’ve written a formal complaint to Bonnie, who says her people will be in touch with my people in due course. Bureaucracy. Bah! Still, I do love that eagles song from the Hotel California album, “New Kitchen in Town”.

This weekend is the first after the US thanksgiving, and it’s now under a month until the big fat fellow comes down the chimney and leaves me a Sonos for my bathroom. Well, a guy can dream. So, hmmm, shall we or shan’t we play Christmas music? Maybe a little hee haw in the mix wouldn’t go amiss? I shall cogitate on this matter at length and longth before the show. Now of course, if you were to request some Christmas music, I could be persuaded.

Bonnie will be here with her bulletin, and we’re trying a new format with the history feature. Rather than cluster it all into hour number four, it will be sprinkled in small bits throughout the show. One has to keep innovating, you know.

I would be delighted to have your company, right after Uncle Darren and before Mr Cutway, only on the mighty Mushroom FM, your official Italian Christmas donkey station. Hee Haw!